From zero to busy in 12.8 seconds

Written by Dan

I just wanted to drop a note letting everyone know that my brain is a pile of mush right now. I've been trying to write something meaningful for the last four days, but we've been so busy with TRANSAMERICA crowds, MOXIE A GO-GO preparation, moving out of our house, and finding underwear in the lobby that I've hardly had time to sit in front of my computer for longer than an hour at a time... which is saying a lot for me.

Nicole has the ability to write posts too, but she's afraid that no one will think she's funny. Of course, anyone who has had the pleasure of seeing her "we need more customers dance" would disagree, but that's what she thinks none-the-less.

On a side note, Justin - in his eternal search for reasons to use his new camera - has hatched a new scheme known simply as "MoxieTV." If he can keep to his shooting schedule, which would require Nicole and I to wake up before noon, he'll unveil the first episode sometime on Tuesday. I won't say anything more than that... except that it may or may not involve something really funny... or really NOT funny. You see, my mind has turned to total mush. That's all.

nicole says:

My "We-Need-More-Customers" Dance is HOT.

¤ Posted on March 10, 2006 @ 6:04 pm

Derek says:

I need to see this.

¤ Posted on March 10, 2006 @ 8:18 pm

--Jeff says:

"MoxieTV" needs to be a reality show (maybe on Public Access?). But not the kind where you eliminate people.

Start off the show with the "We-Need-More-Customers" Dance and you have a hit.

¤ Posted on March 10, 2006 @ 9:22 pm

Al says:

Nicole,

Not only would I love to see your dance, why do you think anyone feels Dan is funny?

¤ Posted on March 10, 2006 @ 11:43 pm

Caleb says:

I've seen "the dance" and it is indeed hysterical. And it works! And Nicole that one post you wrote a while back was great, a nice change from the mush-mindedness of Dan.

Oh and, Dan and Nicole, let's not forget who guessed correctly on how many people we would have tonight. 101! Go me! Nicole's guess of a measly 100 was way off, and Dan's guess of 102 was simply outrageous.

¤ Posted on March 11, 2006 @ 1:46 am

nicole says:

It does work. Except in February. I haven't tried it yet in March.

¤ Posted on March 11, 2006 @ 9:43 am

Allison says:

why are you moving out of your house? what house are you moving into? I hope it's not a cardboard box under the freeway... Similarly, I hope you're not actually moving into the back room of the Moxie!

¤ Posted on March 11, 2006 @ 9:45 am

nicole says:

Don't worry - it's not a cardboard box under the freeway or behind the Moxie...i'm not going to give away our new address over the internet (I've already made that mistake before), but I will say this: we're going to have a garage sale!

This is kind of fun waking up before Dan. I get to answer all the blog comments.

Take that, Dan! Ha ha ha.

¤ Posted on March 11, 2006 @ 9:52 am

erin says:

you guys are going to live in the red(ish) bathroom. arent you? its big enough for a bed... and a bogey.

¤ Posted on March 11, 2006 @ 10:59 pm

brian of moore says:

but why? youve only lived there a year ish? right
... is it haunted?
oh oh.. i love ghost stories!.. tell me one!
before you give the keys to whoever..
can i come over and meet a ghost!?
that would be rad...
maybe i could do an investigation like those guys from TAPS
bring a bunch of electronic measuring equipment device things
no stupid phsychics.. we dont do crap like that in TAPS

I tend to find you both highly amusing...
you just have different delivery styles

¤ Posted on March 12, 2006 @ 10:43 am

brian of moore says:

.... no seriously i can spell psychics

i just woke up.. leave me alone

¤ Posted on March 12, 2006 @ 10:45 am

--Jeff says:

[i]no stupid phsychics.. we dont do crap like that in TAPS[/i]



Slykicks?!! Gorgyles?!!

¤ Posted on March 12, 2006 @ 11:53 am

--Jeff says:

^&(*&^%#. Forgot where I was. Should be "'s"

I suck at the HTML.

¤ Posted on March 12, 2006 @ 11:56 am

--Jeff says:

Dammit. You can't quote brackets. I quit.

¤ Posted on March 12, 2006 @ 11:57 am

Caleb says:

Ha! I've seen that video where she completely goes off her rocker. That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen, yet sad to think there are really people like that in America. In fact I know a few of them!

¤ Posted on March 12, 2006 @ 12:44 pm

erin says:

caleb... you ARE one of them.

¤ Posted on March 12, 2006 @ 12:48 pm

Caleb says:

How dare she? How DARE she? Well, in this video, the woman that the lady is SCREAMING about is ERIN!

¤ Posted on March 12, 2006 @ 12:51 pm

--Jeff says:

Ha! I've seen that video where she completely goes off her rocker. That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen, yet sad to think there are really people like that in America. In fact I know a few of them!

It's funny and scary at the same time. And, yes, I know people who are close to being that bat-sh*t crazy too. Sad, really.

I'm glad I'm so "dark-sided."

¤ Posted on March 12, 2006 @ 4:29 pm

erin says:

now caleb, that just isnt true!

im glad im "dark-sided" too.

¤ Posted on March 12, 2006 @ 5:07 pm

Caleb says:

I like how "upon further review" she decided to keep the money.

¤ Posted on March 12, 2006 @ 7:38 pm

--Jeff says:

I like how "upon further review" she decided to keep the money.

Tells a lot without telling much...

¤ Posted on March 13, 2006 @ 8:12 am

brian of moore says:

agreed on all counts

i felt really bad for those poor kids..
wasnt one of them getting their own place with the money?
i hope so

¤ Posted on March 13, 2006 @ 2:15 pm

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