Written by Dan
During tonight's showing of PULSE, we ran out of soap (Soft & Silky) in the red bathroom. A replacement box was retrieved from the vault, and the ensuing giggles have yet to let up.
I don't know which picture is dirtier? What do you think? Can anyone come up with some creative captions for steps #1 through #5?
quote: During tonight's showing of PULSE, we ran out of soup (Soft & Silky) in the red bathroom
soup in the bathrooms? that's just plain dirty in a different kind of way!!
¤ Posted on February 17, 2006 @ 11:07 pm
I fixed it. Now it says soak.
¤ Posted on February 17, 2006 @ 11:09 pm [ The Moxie Blog ]
Hmmm.
All I can think about is this:
Damn you, bacon!
¤ Posted on February 18, 2006 @ 8:05 am
Grrr. This:
¤ Posted on February 18, 2006 @ 8:25 am
that is awesome --Jeff
¤ Posted on February 18, 2006 @ 1:00 pm
Along those same lines, check out Humorous Government Warning Signs
Tons of stuff like that...
¤ Posted on February 18, 2006 @ 7:15 pm
1. Hold the dispenser against the wall. Use your middle finger in an effort to retrieve your quarter.
2. If that fails, pull back the secret "Launch Mechanism."
3. Twist the "Launch Mechanism" from the bottom, gripping the "Base" for stability.
4. Notice the cool "Base Ring" This will be used later in conjunction with the "Rubber Launch Cover."
5. Hold your "Launch Mechanism" proudly. You're ready to fire!
Sorry for the crappy innuendo, I'm sick. Literally. Flu. Would it be Bird Flu if my last name is Hawk? I feel like crap and have nothing better to do.... :)
¤ Posted on February 18, 2006 @ 7:28 pm
if no one else is going to take it "there" i will be the first...
1: OHHHH yes, right there... ahAHHAH!!!
ok now i am going to go pray for my soul. thank you.
¤ Posted on February 18, 2006 @ 8:15 pm
if no one else is going to take it "there" i will be the first...
1: OHHHH yes, right there... ahAHHAH!!!
ok now i am going to go pray for my soul. thank you.
¤ Posted on February 18, 2006 @ 8:15 pm
# 1.) "Suzie, a 40-year-old virgin, remembers sex-ed day in grade school: 'Don't worry what your genitals look like, girls. You'll eventually learn that they WILL function properly.'"
Heh. These next two are unrelated to the first:
# 4.) "Frantic, a doctor flips through a manual to find this image in the 'C's,' under 'Circumcision, Visually Abnormal.'"
Unfortunately, the only other advice the entry gives is the #5 illustration, with this caption: "Make certain the member is secure against the chopping block before proceeding with complete removal."
¤ Posted on February 19, 2006 @ 11:08 pm
Sometimes the most innocent things can hit you right in the giggle spot.
¤ Posted on February 21, 2006 @ 10:43 am