I'm sorry, dear blog readers
Written by Dan
I've been noticably absent from the comment and forum interaction for quite some time. As I noted in the past, there's a definite correlation between how busy I am at the theater and how involved I get with the blog. There was once I time when the blog and I were quite... "intimate," shall we say. Whenever a new comment was posted, I was quick to respond with a comment of my own. I used to compliment the blog. Take it out for dinner. We were tight. Now I won't even return the blog's phone calls. When I see the blog in public, I pretend like I'm searching for loose change on the ground so I don't have to talk to it. It's a sad, sad situation. With that being said, I've noticed a lot of questions floating around in the comments as of late. Nicole has answered most of them, but a lot of them are still dangling out there... on the ledge of a building... like Goldie Hawn in Bird on a Wire... waiting for a mulleted Mel Gibson to save her. Anyways, I think it's time for a new Q&A session.
So, for those of you who are new to the game or have forgotten the rules, here's how it goes: if you have a question, stick it in the comments section of THIS post and I'll try my darnedest to answer each and everyone of them in my NEXT post, which will either be late tomorrow night or sometime on Tuesday. I'll even answer what our first film will be, if anyone's still wondering. I won't, however, give you my social security number. Everything else is fair play!
So reach deep inside you... deeper... DEEPER... there you go. Now see that burning pile of trash over there in the corner? Yeah, the one by the Dr. Pepper can. That's a burning question that you've been dying to ask. Go ahead... drink that Dr. Pepper. It's good isn't it? Now pick up the burning question. WAIT! No! I meant ASK the burning question, not PICK UP the burning question! Sorry. Well, what did you expect? All fire is hot! Ok, ask your question so I can go to sleep. Thanks.
