Written by Dan
To create your porn name:
First name = the name of your first same-sex pet
Last name = the street you grew up on
My porn name is Spunky Timberland. Nicole's is Squirt Cinco. I hung out with Smokey Lambeth and Oreo Cottonwood last night.
What's your porn name?
"the name of your first same-sex pet"? No, no, it's just the name of your first pet. My real porn name: Leo Astrodome. If you insist on this ridiculous caveat of "first same-sex pet" it would be Lady Astrodome.
¤ Posted on January 15, 2005 @ 8:19 pm
Morgan Timber Trace. Still haven't had a same-sex pet.... strange.
¤ Posted on January 15, 2005 @ 9:08 pm
Rascal Custer...
I didn't think you were starting THAT kind of theater.
¤ Posted on January 15, 2005 @ 9:28 pm
Raplh Center?
Sounds like a guy that works at Home Depot.
¤ Posted on January 15, 2005 @ 11:17 pm
I have a physics teacher whose porn name is "Cherry Breedlove." Wow, that's classic. Personally I'm stuck with "Chewbacca Fayette."
¤ Posted on January 16, 2005 @ 1:58 am
Sushi Rathan
Sushi was a hamster, not a fish. Long story...
¤ Posted on January 16, 2005 @ 3:42 am
Mike Highway 95 would be mine.
¤ Posted on January 16, 2005 @ 4:52 am
Babette Lee
¤ Posted on January 16, 2005 @ 6:59 am
Sasha Glenwood. Ahh.
¤ Posted on January 16, 2005 @ 9:25 am
Hee, hee...Buttercup Queens!
¤ Posted on January 16, 2005 @ 10:07 am
Mine's Sparkle Shillington. I wonder if Ron Jeremy lived on Jeremy street... or had a pet iguana named Ron
¤ Posted on January 16, 2005 @ 10:49 am
Uh... Spot Coomber. Hmmm.
¤ Posted on January 16, 2005 @ 11:13 am
current pets/streets? Abbie Bass
¤ Posted on January 16, 2005 @ 11:29 am
First: Foster Ginny (actually, the street was called A-3 or something, but they renamed it recently)
Currently: Kate Park Central West.
¤ Posted on January 16, 2005 @ 12:05 pm
I just made the 2000th comment! Woohoo for Squirt Cinco!
¤ Posted on January 16, 2005 @ 12:56 pm
Sandy Old Highway 69? The mind reels.
¤ Posted on January 16, 2005 @ 6:02 pm
Joshs is Bunny Calhoun
Jakes is Ratfink Calhoun
Criags is Girl Hootikins Edgewood (LMMFAO)
mine is Yen Timberland-Gold
God lord, what a thing to ponder.
Still awaiting my email. Damn you hotmail!
~grumble~
¤ Posted on January 16, 2005 @ 6:16 pm
General Glenmore.
Pretty good, actually.
¤ Posted on January 16, 2005 @ 10:01 pm
Rapunzel Red Rock.
Yeeeah...
¤ Posted on January 16, 2005 @ 10:48 pm
I'm Tyson Redondo... at your "service" baby.
My friends are even better.
Pablo: Brownie Salazar
Clayton: Max Richmond
¤ Posted on January 17, 2005 @ 2:05 am
Mine is Rintie Vulcan ... sweet.
¤ Posted on January 17, 2005 @ 5:47 am
Since Nicole and I are the exact same egg, we both are Squirt Cinco.
So I'll go one animal and street later and be Sadie Greentree
¤ Posted on January 17, 2005 @ 7:22 am
Hmm, oddly enough: Steelcock Jizzblaster. (my parents were really progressive with pet names...but why the city named it Jizzblaster Avenue I'll never understand...)
¤ Posted on January 17, 2005 @ 12:48 pm
Smoky Oak, thats not too bad
¤ Posted on January 17, 2005 @ 8:31 pm
and my current dog and street are Pounder Essex, not bad either
¤ Posted on January 17, 2005 @ 8:33 pm
bowzer hwy 68 ... erg
how about my current street
bowzer walnut ... still not very good eh
my second dog... poochie walnut?
eh.. screw it
¤ Posted on January 17, 2005 @ 11:17 pm
cole duncan.
...sigh. i feel like the star of detective show from the 80's.
which is a bit like a porn star i guess. i feel better now.
only a discussion about credit card acceptance can get more commentary than a porn name posting?
¤ Posted on January 18, 2005 @ 1:58 am
Patches Fairview....
¤ Posted on January 18, 2005 @ 9:52 pm
No one ever believes me when I tell them this is how you find your porn name, though I don't follow the same-sex pet rule.
Sugar Roanoke. Aw, yeah...
¤ Posted on January 19, 2005 @ 12:07 am
Mine: Mario Herron
haha, that sounds like the Mysterious Latin Lover (MLL) who walks in right after the cable breaks...
¤ Posted on January 19, 2005 @ 11:08 am
correction...
Craig is BOY Hootitkin Edgewood. My bad....
¤ Posted on January 22, 2005 @ 4:50 pm
My name is Scruffy Phillips,
My girlfriends name is Fluffy Doradus.
Scruffy, and Fluffy, beat that for a porn star duo!
¤ Posted on June 2, 2005 @ 2:51 am
No movies today. Read a book.
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