Breaking news
Written by Dan + Taken by Nicole
Here's some action shots from the Springfield 33 news story on the Moxie, reported by Jasmine Huda.
I don't know if it's typical for every news story, but the first thing they had me do was perform a sobriety check. I can't remember what I'm doing here. I think I'm either trying to walk a straight line, touch my nose, or recite the alphabet. I was totally hammered.
Of course, I failed the sobriety test, so I decided to pick a fight with the nearest plywood wall.
The next four shots are basically the same, but my face is in various forms of expression. Feel free to flip through them really fast and insert your own dialogue.
Take your hands out of your pockets, you fool!
That's the face I make when I'm thinking about something funny. I was remembering a video from America's Funniest Home Videos where a little kid hit his dad in the crotch with a whiffle ball bat in this picture.
My skin is slowly starting to blend in with the white paint, which means it's time to start going outside again.
