Steely Dan
Written by Dan + Taken by Dan
Due to fire issues, the building code specifies that the projection booth must be framed with steel studs. This is their story.
Hey! We're a pile of steel studs. We weren't that expensive a few years ago, but thanks to the war in Iraq and an increase in Chinese steel consumption, we're now TOTALLY expensive. AWESOME!
Check us out! We're all tall and stuff.
Isn't that pretty? We can make a wall like no other.
That's an aluminum track. Kinda like a baseboard, but not... because it's made out of aluminum... and it's not a board.
We're like totally all over the place, dude!
Nice shadows, Dan. What exactly are we looking at here? Idiot!
I'm telling you, man... once we get some sheetrock up in this bitch... dude... totally.
Hey! Those aren't steel studs. That's a door frame! Made out of wood! Totally bogus, Dan. Way, way heinous!
There we are on the floor... rocking and rolling. In time, we will be a most triumphant booth wall. Catch you later!
