Bake 'em away, toys
Written by Dan + Taken by Nicole
Here's our apartment as we started packing things up. Lifting that TV gave me 7 hernias. I had to bite down on a knife every time I picked it up.
We see this scenario played out on a daily basis: Bogey enters room with vacuum, vacuum corners Bogey, Bogey freezes until he eventually pees himself. Poor pup.
Even with 8/9 of our stuff packed up, I still find time to check my e-mail. If I remember correctly, I was reading a message about "intensifying my anatomy". I assumed they were referring to my buttocks, so I ordered 4 bottles.
These are the lights that hang out in our new kitchen. Who wants to take bets on how long it takes before I hit my head on the lowest bulb? Too late. I just did. Twice.
Here's me applying the 8th coat of paint to the guest bedroom. It looks like I'm cupping a piece of cardboard over my crotch, but that's really another paintbrush. Seriously. Look closer. As you can see, the "anatomy intensification" pills are already working their magic.
Behold! Once I move in my computer stuff, this room will be the new headquarters for Moxie Cinema International. Woo hoo!
This is our new bathroom. Nicole likes it because we painted it a nice dark blue. I like it because our neighbors can watch me make water.
Here's the newly formed Moxie Cinema International Headquarters. As you can see, I need to do a little organizing, but fret not! I know where everything is.